Holiday Humbuggers Pillows

"You know I hate you, right?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Santa Elevator

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Santa School.

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"Airbnb?"

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Aliens collide with Santa.

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'