Holiday Humbuggers Pillows

"You know I hate you, right?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Elevator

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Santa School.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Aliens collide with Santa.

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'