Holiday Harmonics Fan Pillows

Christmas Tuba

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Violin family at Christmas

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Hanukkah tree

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Heaven

Nocturne

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Cat on the violin

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Carolling