Holiday Harmonics Fan Pillows

Christmas Tuba

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Violin family at Christmas

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Hanukkah tree

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Nocturne

Heaven

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Christmas Dwarves

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Cat on the violin

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."