Holiday Grinches Mugs

Ho, ho, hum.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I might just get a pie."

"I hate this time of year."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Holiday Gifts 2020

"The cookies are always stale."

North Pole.

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

"Leave room for sex."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Noel Fever

About Santa 2017.

'The Christ Child'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

"Filet Mignon, medium irradiated."

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"My bouche was not amused."

'Waiter? You're in my soup!'

No Yule Turn.