Holiday Grinch Mugs

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Blast these cuts!'

"I hate Christmas shopping."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

"Have you got anything for a miserable old codger who hates Christmas and everything to do with it."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I hate all holidays!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I hate this time of year."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claws...

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'