Holiday Greetings Prints

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Have a cool yule!

"It's a time of peace, warmth, friendship! A time to think about...who is really important in your life....It saves you quite a few stamps!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Labor Day Flowers

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Priest

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Panettone

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Ice Skater

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Zoom Christmas

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!