Holiday Gift-giving T-Shirts

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

Daughters on the beach

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'