Holiday Fusion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

"It's an odd Chritmas request, but I suppose I can bring you dreidels and a menorah"

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Snooker Golf.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Adam Smith

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Scuba Skater

Santa Claus

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Sumo Hockey."

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

Singing

Man, with his protective shell...

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"Football Pool"

"Holiday decorating - done."

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

Vote Claus.

When sports collide...

polo player on golf course

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

Yid and Yang