Holiday Finance Fans Gifts

Advent Calender.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Easter Candy Island.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Bon Voyage

Counting Blessings

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

Christmas Tree Lights

Travel Agent - Building not finished

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Step one...try to relax.

"Good Christmas?"

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"You've got six days."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

'Cookies and cream!'

"They grow up so quickly."

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."