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"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Frosting the Snowman

'Now it fits.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Christmas Hugs

'It's more festive-looking!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Baby it's cold outside.

"We need to talk."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Shelf on an elf

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."