Holiday Critique Mugs

He just screamed 'it's only sodding September' and knocked the tree over.

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'I hate all holidays!'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

'Santa's blotto.'

'I don't like this!'

Secular Holy Days

Santa's family holding firearms

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

"And this is where the magic happens."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

"And then they literally have a parade."

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

Santa Sucks

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'