Holiday Braggart Pillows

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Meet the scribe"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Are we there yet?'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary