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"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

The Stripper

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

The Third Day of Christmas

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Bell Bottoms

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Roverdance.

The Apis Dance Studio