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'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

"Hang on, Mother. The paramedics are on the way. I'll be right back—just going to check the score of the Blackhawks game."

"Until you complete your training, you'll have to be content with just knocking a few teeth out."

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'The defense rests.'

See Dick bleed!

Curling Rocks!

Skipping Horse

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Hockey Season.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Zdeno Chara

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'His wife is very supportive.'