Hoagie Hero Pillows

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"