Hiv Counselor T-Shirts

Promote the use of condoms.

Aids

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.