Hit Handler T-Shirts

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

D.I.Y with dad.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Stethoscope

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"It's a slow hit man!"

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

Well, I'm not leaving.

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

'Frankly, I didn't want to bite him, but he kept poking at me with a stick...'

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

"Is there a herpetologist in the house?"