History-loving Soccer Buff Gifts

Funky Facts: Football.

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Football

Men can show their emotions!

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

A scarecrow goalie

Football heads...

Game time.

The Birth of Soccer

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Football tournament fever during office hours.