History Inquisitor Gifts

"The second shooter"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

CIA report

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Archival Warfare

Harry S. Truman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Scarpia's Palace

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

The Kali De Milo.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Authorization for the Use of Farce

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Peace in shackles.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

TOXIC TIMES

Evo-Tourists

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Robot Attack in Bath

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Russian Spy Debriefing

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Ukraine Chasm