History Decoder Pillows

Dilma Rousseff

CIA report

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Harry S. Truman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Paw readings

Celebrity Phrenologist.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Information vs. confusion

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Peace in shackles.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I know what you're thinking.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Robot Attack in Bath