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"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

New Resident of Downing Street

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

The wrecking crew!

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

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