Historical Vehicles Pillows

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."