Historical Vehicles Prints

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

Useless add-ons.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"It's a hybrid!"

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"