Historical Texts Gifts

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A Hole in the Dike

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Don Quixote

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Book dictator

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Hitchcock's The Birds

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

covid mask - Lend me your ears

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Dr, Martin Luther King, Jr. 40th Anniversary

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

"It's about the possibility of a raise, Mr. Oliphant."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Friendly behaviour of Mr. Bucket

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

My child-wife's old companion

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Something from the Provinces

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

Purple Knight

Sundial Watch

Hee-Haul