Historical Texts Pillows

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A Hole in the Dike

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Don Quixote

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"It's running five minutes fast."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Book dictator

Hitchcock's The Birds

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

covid mask - Lend me your ears

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"It's about the possibility of a raise, Mr. Oliphant."

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

Dr, Martin Luther King, Jr. 40th Anniversary

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Charades: Hitler?

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

Friendly behaviour of Mr. Bucket

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Purple Knight

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Something from the Provinces

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

My child-wife's old companion

Sundial Watch