Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey
Historical Series Watcher Prints
Decorate their wall with stunning prints inspired by beloved historical series. A tasteful tribute to the worlds they love exploring, captured in art.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Before the Internet
Cord cutter
Tree house.
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism
'Och lye the news'
"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."
Binge Watch
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words
"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."
Starvation Watching
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.
Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."
'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'
'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'
"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."
It's a Dog's life
"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"
"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."
"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'
Lady Jane Grey
A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist
'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'
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