Historical Series Watcher Mugs

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Before the Internet

Cord cutter

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Och lye the news'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Lady Jane Grey

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Ben Jonson.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist