Historical Tv Buffs Prints

Cord cutter

Before the Internet

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

John Laurie

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

Police Box

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

New Course At The New School

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Downton Abbey

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'