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"I got probation."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

The International and May Day Terrorism

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Sundial Time

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

Moustached gentleman

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But I use all of them!"

Thomas Keneally

"Young Montague's full of himself."

This castle manager job better be for real.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"