Historical Humor Mugs

'You and your 'Hey, don't worry, the King is going to love this April Fool's joke'...'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'I can't eat leftovers for 6 months.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

Jurassic Ark

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

I can't wait for TV to be invented...

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'I went to my girlfriend's cave for dinner, and everything was going fine until I stepped on her father's tail.'

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

"I'm sorry, you could not pull the sword so you may not rule England. But you did win a 30 dollar gift card to TGI Friday's!"

Primitive practical jokes

Ladies of the Creation! - No. IX - The arrest by bailiffs

Ladies sitting at the train station

Butler and Page Boy

Mistress Talking to Maid

Differences in the Classes

In the days before paper an scissors. Drat! We tie again!

My latest invention -- "The Comedy Club".

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

Vlad the Impala

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted