Historical Fiction Pillows

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

Don Quixote Update.

Air boulder.

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

The Elliot Ness monster.

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"What? Banned from another dating site?"

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

Young gentlemen talking about wine and dining

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Little Dorrit - Mr Baptist Is Supposed to Have Seen Something

The last brawl between Sir Mulberry and his pupil

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Uproarious hospitality

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'

"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

'You'll thank me for this some day -- I'll keep you up there until you DO!'

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

He was thrown out of the Merry Men after he refused to stop picking his bows

Roman Noodles

Alexandre Dumas

Sale pending.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Gustave Flaubert.

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Robin Hood and Maid Marian… and 'Trixie'"

A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.