Historical Fiction Buffs Pillows

Tess of the Dirigibles.

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Daughters on the beach

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Modern Major General

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Sundial Time

Lord George brings news of the debate

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.