Historical Fiction Buffs Gifts

Tess of the Dirigibles.

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Victor Hugo

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Daughters on the beach

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Modern Major General

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Gunter Grass

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Sundial Time

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The First Fire Stick

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."