Historical Fiction Mugs

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

Don Quixote Update.

Air boulder.

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller

The Elliot Ness monster.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Young gentlemen talking about wine and dining

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

Uproarious hospitality

The last brawl between Sir Mulberry and his pupil

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'

"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

'You'll thank me for this some day -- I'll keep you up there until you DO!'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Little Dorrit - Mr Baptist Is Supposed to Have Seen Something

"Robin Hood and Maid Marian… and 'Trixie'"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

Gustave Flaubert.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Rumor is the boss bought a new dredge.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Oliver Does Not Ask For More.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

He was thrown out of the Merry Men after he refused to stop picking his bows

Roman Noodles

Alexandre Dumas