Historical Fact Fanatic Gifts

Liverpool's Philharmonics orchestra become the first to play below sea level by performing the Mersey Tunnel to mark its 60th anniversary.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Bonk!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Maypole

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Saint Patrick

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

Teenage Shakespeare

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

War and Peace GIF

Four Horsemen.

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'