Historical Dance Mugs

Learning the Polka

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Theorbo

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Blue Dress

Ruff

A meeting on the pier

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

Gogglebollox.

Upstart Crow

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Bayonne Festival

Don Giovanni

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Historic and Modern Bath

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Not another war film.'

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Bad news, Will -- King James demands that you reveal your sources.'

Boss, the health inspector is here. Excellent. My hacker just finished restoring all the inspector's social media posts dating back to 1994. Tell him "It'd be a shame if someone's career were ruined by a 20-year-old video of him doing the Macarena in the buff." Don't wink too much. But not too little, either. Very bad man.

Edwardians.

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Tutu ruff

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

Baroque Dance Studio

"Not another costume drama."

Captain asking lady to dance

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."