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Jean de Joinville

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

A Hole in the Dike

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Putin sawing NATO

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Some women to see you, Anne."

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

Anthony Trollope

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

Lunch break.

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

Friendly behaviour of Mr. Bucket

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."

My child-wife's old companion

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Brunhilda

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!