Hirer Pillows

'Sorry I'm late, but I had trouble finding your office.'

'The boss will like this. Your resume says you misappropriated funds from the Acme Corp., our chief competitor.'

Super pets.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Not you. Your hair.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."