Hirer Mugs

'Sorry I'm late, but I had trouble finding your office.'

'The boss will like this. Your resume says you misappropriated funds from the Acme Corp., our chief competitor.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Bear Recycling.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."