Hipster Vibe Appreciator Mugs

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."