Hipster Charmers Mugs

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Gangsta wrap.

Hipster Police Department

What your guitar says about you.

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Baby clinging to beard

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."