Hipster Charmers Prints

Hey, I told you it would turn into a pumpkin spice frappuccino after midnight. Hipsterella.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Gangsta wrap.

Hipster Police Department

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

What your guitar says about you.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

The Inventor of the Man Bun.