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"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Centaur Driver

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Penguin wearing Slippers

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'He admits it!'

Christmas Birds on the Branch

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

Free like a bird

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

The 'ironicycle'.