Hippy Vibes Seekers Prints

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Old Book Smell

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm your hip replacement."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Centaur Driver

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Penguin wearing Slippers

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Christmas Birds on the Branch

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'He admits it!'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

Grover Washington Jr.

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

Free like a bird

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

The 'ironicycle'.

"Are we in this Starbucks or the one down the street?"