Hipness Advocate Pillows

Like, Real Gone...

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Be kind"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Happy Days Are Here Again

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scales

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Wearing bras in 2020.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"He's always been an optimist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"