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The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

I've always been slower than computers...

"I have an app for that."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."