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"I have an app for that."

Ascent of Machine.

Golfing Bishop.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Artificial Isle