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Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Cowpunk

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Now. Hear. This."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Gramophone Headphone

Violinists.

Music Piracy

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

Cellist on Mars