Hilarity Seeker Prints

'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Fetch.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'The circle is complete!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Runaway Horse

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Giraffe Umbrella

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

A caveman paints from life

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.