Hiking With Dogs Gifts

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

A man and his dog

Happy.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Canine Scentipede

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Draw your own path."