Highway Planner Pillows

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Detour to your house.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Tourists

"We only got six days of funding."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Innovation & Calculation

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Any references?"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Engineer on the move.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

HS2

Car Emissions

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"